Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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