I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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