my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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