Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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