I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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