i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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