Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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