Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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