the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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