My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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