Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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