The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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