he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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Just invented taco cereal.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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