I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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