While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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