HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There r osticjed everywhere
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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