using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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