Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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