One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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