There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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