operation have a gay friend backfired
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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