Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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