I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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