So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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