East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Every concussion has its silver lining
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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