You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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