my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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