You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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