He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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