i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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