it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I puked a lego.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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