Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
operation have a gay friend backfired
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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