Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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