i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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