I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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