i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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