I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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