dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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