THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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