that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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