Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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