It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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