Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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