Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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