Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I wish there were birth control emojis
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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