He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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