We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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