the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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