32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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