Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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